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Neulich am Flugschalter...

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Neulich am Flugschalter...
Für alle von uns, die eine Ahnung von Flugschlatern und den Warteschlangen davor haben, eine kleine Geschichte aus Amerika... ;-)


A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too.
Sometimes the roads we take do not turn out to be the roads we envisioned them to be.
Garth Brooks, booklet "the hits"
30.08.2006 16:15

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....... *lach* .......
" Das Leben spielt auf Zeit, bis es gewinnt - grad’ wenn du brüllst und schreist, stellt es sich blind " ("Chancenlos",A.Louisan)
31.08.2006 09:17